(Text on this page, except the links, is satire and is a copy of text from an old homepage from hsethmartin.com. I found that many of my visitors never made it past this page; maybe they thought it was real? Pressing "ENTER" will take you to the current homepage.)

Before viewing the balance of this website, all visitors must read and agree to the following terms:

§ 1.0/1.3 Definitions: first, a clicker is anyone who pushes buttons on the mouse; second, a driver is anyone who moves the mouse; third, a typist is anyone who presses buttons on the keyboard; and finally, a viewer is anyone who looks at the computer screen.

§ 1.1/1.3 All clickers, drivers, typists, and viewers who wish to view the appurtenances of this website are required to read these terms as found on this page, http://www.hsethmartin.com.

§ 1.2/1.3 Many scenarios exist for you to evaluate. For example, one person can be a clicker and driver, and another person can be a viewer and typist. Furthermore, it is possible for four different persons to run a computer at the same time. In any of the possible combinations, it is necessary for each person* to read the contents of this page.

§ 1.3/1.3 If at any point during your perusal of this site, a human being starts to view this site and associated holdings without first agreeing to the terms on this page, you must: one, immediately return to this start page; two, have them read it; and three, they must agree to this policy. Else, you must leave this website.

*Viewers who can't see are exempt from this policy.


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